Pre-course assessment

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Step forward, brave traveller!

Before embarking on your quest for knowledge, please take a moment to answer a few questions.

These questions will help you to measure your progress and take a scientific approach to your mental transformation.

Question 0

Who invented the Python programming language?

Tries: ?/10

Sorry, try again.

Still not right. Another try maybe?

Nope, still not right.

You're just guessing!

It rhymes with 'Speedo Man Possum'.

Is 'Guido' really that hard to spell?

I'm not helping any more.

2 more tries left.

Last try...

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Never mind darling, let's move on.

Correct!

Question 1

What famous British comedy TV show is the Python programming language named after?

Tries: ?/10

Incorrect.

Also incorrect.

Spam spam spam spam...

This is an ex-Parrot!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

...I sleep all night and I work all day...

...I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory...

...On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!

Last try...

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Keep going darling...

Correct!

The Bridge of Death 🥚

Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side they see.

If you get them all right, you will be allowed to pass.

If you get them wrong, you will be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Tries: ?/10

Did you watch the video?

It's funny, isn't it.

Especially the bit at the end.

When King Arthur is answering the questions.

His answer to the third question is very clever.

Don't you think?

The bridgekeeper didn't see that coming!

Worth watching again, I'd say.

Oh well, I gave you lots of chances...

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You have been cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Huh? I-- I don't know that.
**Auuuuuuuugh!**

Well done! You have cast the bridgekeeper into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Question 3

What website would you go to if you wanted to download and install Python on your computer?

Tries: ?/10

Nope.

Really?

I despair.

I don't why I bother.

I mean, I go to all this trouble...

Guido will not be happy with you.

Three...

Two...

One...

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Good try darling! Let's see how you did...

Correct!

Results

Somehow you've got to the end without answering all the questions.

That shouldn't be possible, but then nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, and look what happened there!

Anyway, you might like to...

Your score: 0/3 questions incorrect.

Woah! You are already an Awesome Python Programmer!

You definitely don't need this training course, we should be hiring you!

Excellent! You already have an amazing knowledge of Python programming.

You could safely skip this course, there's not much more to learn.

You've clearly done your homework!

A programme of self-directed learning is probably a better fit for you.

You are exactly the person we are looking for!

Begin the course >>>

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Darling, are you hacking around with my URL query parameters?

I don't know what you're hoping to find.